Braveheart makes everything black with jam but his blackest recipe surely is underqualified compared to the creamiest most moist part of a duck covered in thick slimy jam butt juice. Therefore he forced Jake to jam a negro in a very dark sexual manner into a microwave and boil, mash and squirt out a butterfly. However, it produces a nasty wet clam that in a strange but elegant way seduced every SINner into believing that hunters can actually top the utility meter.

One could even imagine hemroids with white elephants running wild. So Octavian vomitted after gaging on the huge papaya covered airplane engine, but suddenly a giant gnome bandit starship captain arrived. Tractorbeams then launched the green mean motherfucking mobile-toilet-unit into subspace which caused a sexplosion on the warpdrive. This sexplosion increased radaractivity deep and surprisingly but sonarpings are revealing parrots.

These pirates used organic weapons, donuts and ROFFLECAKES to wax Brian’s hairy Scottish mother. She can actually mutate ginger snowflakes into tequila. Thelma, Scooby and Louise hearthstoned home. Upon hearthstoning, Daley stumbled into afghanistan equipped with Rockband ? and somehow made a taliban tribute to global warming. Jesus Christ himself couldn’t comprehend circumcision and crucifixion; Moses went commando whilst Arnold Schwarzeneggert hid baboons inside karazhan’s foetus.

Shortly after Mark had indigestion from humid anal penetration the evil bastard used his arcanite reaper neckless to slaughter the tiny human race, then the leader of the gnomes said “So, why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here?”

But mikkels tree beard is soaked in saliva barfedup by a drunken Romanian fanboy which used to squirt purple pellets. Glut best be raped quickly by meatspinning hard nipples owned by Herrbrun, after masturbation alarmbells rang and booze rained down periscope on large tattood parrots from the caribean committee. At noon some nigga went awoll after getting punked by DarthVader and his trusty red throbbing lightsaber. Later

SIN is currently looking for active and dedicated warlocks for progress in the Tempest Keep. You also need to start working on your fire resistance gear for Leotheras just in case we need you to tank. Details and rules on the forum. Feel free to contact an officer in game for further information.

Given the current circumstances we feel our collaboration can no longer go on. You wiped us, refused to die once, made us spend more than 5g omg for repairs and you never even bothered to say hi from time to time. We feel the need to deprive you of your loot and send kind regards to Queen Azshara mentioning you failed miserably.

Best wishes,

The SIN crew